Welcome to the matrix, or as my brother in blogging Rey says, the New World Order. Thanks for stopping by and we invite you to get comfortable. Assembled before you is a small collective of cats with a lot to say, and a good 90% of it is worth hearing. Many of you have read some of the knowledge or random thoughts we’ve dropped on our other blogs, and here you can read it all in one place. Kind of like that Jamaican/Chinese/Thai/Sushi/Italian buffet (stop fronting like you don’t have one in your hood) … we cater to all tastes..

Sit back, relax, click some links, learn some things and rejoice– the revolution has been digitized.

Without further ado– meet your guides:

Ty Biggums- wanna know how to smoke and ball? Wanna know how to make dough while someone else balls? (no homo) Holla at this man. Just watch your wallet- he’s from Dirty Jersey and will jack yo shit

Rey- The man with the Jedi mind tricks on undoubtedly tells it like is even when the truth is the unpopular opinion. He’ll reach into your soul and bitch slap you until you feel something. Hug it out mothafuckas.

landLORD- Bossman only takes cash, it better be on time and you better keep your domicile swine free. If you listen carefully he’ll not only get you 70 virgins but he’ll clue you in on how to trick them hos out too. Praise Allah.
Phuque- He scripts the scenes and pulls the strings, and crafts the beats that make your ho’s booty swing. Respect or get got bitch.

Dem- The architect. The power company might send you juice, but without this motherfucker, its got nowhere to shine. When he grips up, bet that HandCanon’s major, the sights are official and when he shoots its more visual magic. (pause)

iFux- He’s boned your bitch, your moms, your sister and your lady boss. All at the same time. Who you think started those West Coast fires? He ripped them panties off too quick, sparks flew and the rest, as they say is history.

Phuque- He scripts the scenes and pulls the strings, and crafts the beats that make your ho’s booty swing. Respect or get got bitch.

Crazy88- Bitch better have his money. With the now and later gators and two gats in his lap, this is one bad motherfucker you dont want to cross. This players is international with it, and bet when that good hand comes down its often on some dimes toned hind.

BKScribe- That bad ass industry connect that everyone wishes they had in their circle of friends. He knows a guy who knows a guy that will get you a deal. If you act right and kiss the motherfuckin ring that is.

Green Eyes- That bitch will fuck you up and make you call her mama. And you’ll like. You want a breakdown of the games people play whhen they’re trying to get laid? Holla at her. You want to know how to win those games? She accepts paypal.

D. Billz- King of the Trilluminati, keeping both eyes on the Illuminati. Fuck your secret society- he’s peeped your game and knows your secrets. His hand is in your pocket and its not coming out without stacks of cash and the key to power. Bow Down.