Blah blah blah…. hip hop is dead… blah blah blah… rap music sucks…. blah blah blah…. hip hop sucks… blah blah blah… rap fans are haters… blah blah blah… titty titty ass nipple… blah blah blah phat ass… blah blah blah…. fuck the south… blah blah blah… the north needs to give up already… blah blah blah… Fat Joe sucks.Sounds familiar? If you have conversations with rap fans or peruse hip hop blogs those are a the main things you’ll be hearing. Peppered in may be a few comments about Nas vs Jay Z Vs Big Vs Pac, but the commentary generally dissolves into Hip Hop being dead and or sucking donkey balls and how much everyone hates rap these days.I swear rap fans are some whiny brats sometimes (myself included); always bitching about the problems but offering no solutions. Motherfuckers are politicians in training. So check it… i consider myself a jack (perverts) of all trades, master of several so here are a few of my humble ideas of how to gt rap back on track. In no particular order:

  1. Stop saying Hip Hop Is Dead. Just stop speaking shit into existence.
  2. Rappers must stop bedazzling every cereal and crayon box within sight. Are rhinestones and sparkly things killing Hip Hop? Perhaps not, but much like their sparkly daddy Jimmy Jones, they’re pointless and retarded. Grow your money in smarter ways fellas.
  3. More G-Unit Mixtapes. Yeah.. I said it. But here’s the thing… when 50 and crew were dropping serious mixtapes, not these crap ass lollipop magic stick strictly for bitches who know nothing about rap but just want to fuck rappers albums, they brought a certain fire to the game that caused their peers to get inspired. Rap needs that hunger back.
  4. Rappers- stop doing stupid shit and going to jail. You cant make music while you are in jail- and your job is to make music. Not go to jail. Beside- you are grown ass men and women- stop acting like assholes and going to jail for stupid reasons. Thats why you have weedcarriers and Jewish lawyers!!
  5. Good rappers- focus on Rap. Your clothing line is wack anyway.
  6. On GP- someone please shoot Justin Timberlake. Or severely kick his ass and youtube that shit. I’m not fond of this triscuit. Who ever gave him his “Hip Hop” Pass (Timbo i see you) needs their own revoked, Rappers– stop collaborating with this watered down R&B impersonation. Its truly not about his color- but his total and utter lack of originality. He was in N*Sync for god sakes. N*Sync = NOT HIP HOP!
  7. Kill the beef. We all know its bullshit anyway. Seriously grow up– grown men arguing with other grown ass men because he said something that hurt your feelings. Pussy bitches. Go get a Kleenax and hug it out bitches, but don’t make me watch.
  8. Fire 90% of the A&R cats who grew up wanting to be the next Dame Dash or Diddy. Fuckers– you aren’t as talented and you have no originality- and that’s showing in all the choices you are making at the label. Get back to the streets and pay attention to the people, and get your head out of Jay Z’s ass.
  9. Fans: go back to being fans. Support your favorite artists and take chances in new cats coming through with something different. Stop following the status qou and acting like you’re mini- A&Rs acting like mini Dame Dash’s. Unless you are their personal banker, stop thinking about how much money they made.
  10. Bloggers- stay in ya lane. You aren’t who you interview and or write about.
  11. Rappers- sign to a major label and kiss your career good bye. No time in history has there been a better opportunity to do for self and keep not just a bigger piece, but the whole fucking pie.
  12. Learn to spell. Ignorance is not a good look. Nor is the overuse of the letter “z.” Just stop it already.
  13. Stop blaming the South. Just stop. Its pointless and untrue. Granted, the south is unfortunately home of idiots like Soulja Boy and other failed abortions. However, we also brought you Preemo. Never forget that New York. NEVER.
  14. Stop fighting the Internet! Digital music and downloads aren’t going anywhere– the music industry is 25 years too late to embrace it, but they can still change and adapt to use the Internet as a tool not have it used as the weapon issuing the industries death knell.

This list is by no means complete… feel free to add on in the comments, But here’s the really real folks: Hip Hop isn’t dead nor is it dying. Those of us who are truly hip hop, that awaken with hip hop rising through our veins bareback on a red blood cells every morning, know its not dead, nor is it dying. What we are witnessing is a metamorphosis, one we can choose and lend direction to the outcome. Bottom line- stop bitching and make yourself part of the solution.