
No doubt many of you have been observing the battle royale of Alumnah’s March April madness. The battle and judging took its toll on the Alumnah staff, the comments you, our dear readers left in the comments were nothing short of the name calling and beefing going o behind the scenes. Ty Biggs is still tied up under my bed (not like that you pervs). If for no other reason, that level of response, both internally and from you all was the greatest indicator that our little attempt at a kinda cool idea was a success. We want hate, love is nice too. Had you all ignored us; had we played nice and ho hummed our way throughout – it would have been an exercise in futility; and indicator that perhaps all the stories of Hip Hops demise were in fact true.
I for one am blissfully happy about all the blood splattered and tears spilled during this exercise, and not just because I’m kinda kinky. You all gave a Phuque. We did too. Why are we so passionate about an art form that we so willingly call deceased? To most of us under 35, Hip Hop is all we know; we grew up in and have it is as much as part of our cultural heritage as a familial food that grandma used to make or Big Bird. We out grew Big Bird, saw the conspiracy theories and racism laden in Disney and the Smurfs (ask Mr. Scribe), yet Hip Hop remains the most enduring cultural element that has grown with us; it’s the fairy tales of our generation. At its best, Hip Hop offers us tales of redemption, warming us like a Rey of sunlight. At its worst, it is victim of its, and our, own hubris, stifling and freezing.
Hip Hop is the tie that binds us; it is ingrained in our DNA, our progeny will be born to the rhythm of our beats, lyrics dripping as naturally from their tongues as breast milk. It evolves and grows as we do. It stumbles and falls and fux around like we do. Whether we were the originators or it hit us in ‘88, every step we’ve taken, every bit of knowledge we’ve gleaned from it, about it, has contributed to the brain trust that gives Hip Hop life. Hip Hop isn’t the commercial rap music industry. It isn’t an iced out neck, spinning rim or clapping ass. It isn’t what Jay Z says is cool or KRS ONE says is wack. Hip Hop is all that and more. It is ingenuity and revolution. It evolves and morphs and stays on the cutting edge. If it’s not growing, it’s not Hip Hop. If you’re one of Dem motherfuckers saying Hip Hop’s dead, chances are you aren’t really all that Hip Hop.
If you paid attention to our little battle and thought we were flaming idiots from that planet Idiotanus from the galaxy Stupidia, you’re Hip Hop. If you aren’t Hip Hop, you probably stopped reading 4 paragraphs ago. Either way, I salute you, thanks for stopping by and keep Hip Hop alive by keeping your on revolution alive. Push the envelope, step on ties, rock the boat and say fuck you to the status quo. That’s Hip Hop.
11 Responses for "Hip Hop"
“…Speeches only reaches those who already know about it/this is how we go about it…” (c) the guy that should’ve won
*munches on Nacho Cheese Doritos*
1- I’m listening to the 90’s channel on TV and “MMM-Bop” just came on. Words can’t describe how awesome this is. Hanson > Billboard’s Top 40
2- That was awesome. And beautiful. And beautifully awesome. And awesomely beautiful.
3- Doobee da ba doowop da ba doooooo (yeah yeah)
Ted Danson > Hanson
You know in your heart that you’re wrong, comment and name-wise.
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Well typed…bravoooo…I read more than 4 paragraphs so I know I’m super hip hop too.
LMAO.. you are super hip hop.
lol @ phuque & rey
thanks to all
Word… Greens its all hip-hop whether, a song is about Cappachino or Counting Money. Its an artform and anybody who decides to partake can choose any subject to rap about. Plenty of Great New Music, you just have to find what you like and aviod what you dont like. Its Simple Math, Calculater not an abacus
and shout out to nappy roots pictured above– if you dont check for those Kentucky cats, you’re missing out.
>and shout out to nappy roots pictured above– if you dont check for those Kentucky cats, you’re missing out.>
*remembers “aw naw hell naw” song*
*remembers song w/anthony hamilton*
mek dot’s answer = i don’t like the look of it. pause, no backwudz.
Now thatssssssssssssssssssss Hip Hop.
*puts on white hip hop head t-shirt*
let’s ride. I dont care where we go, I’m down with it regardless.
thanks and props on this.
dis post da bess. you diiiiid it.
Whatchu know about that?