Bitch Please
Jul 13, 2008 Author: green eyes | Filed under: Back in the Day, Bullshit, Captain-Save-a-Ho is off duty, Fight the Power, Pay Attention Boys & Girls

I spent a rainy Saturday watching Willard Smith’s latest summr blockbuster Hancock. As many of you have probably discussed, it was a rather subpar summer movie, cool premise, but relatively inept. Will Smith is a surly superhero, saves some guy who works in PR who insists on paying him back by rehabbing his image, takes him home to meet the wife & kids for Super Meatball night. It literally couldn’t have been more obvious that blonde wifey was hiding things, blah blah, cut to the chase- we find out the Charlize Theron, as happy blonde wife, is also a superhero, but in hiding and the wife of Will’s superhero. She whines and mopes, gets in a big fight with Will, mainly because she doesn’t want to be a super hero anymore. It’s been 3000 years and she just wants to be normal and have super meatball Thursdays. Instead of portraying the superhero archetype, what we witness is instead a perfect manifestation of a weak woman unable to deal with power of any kind stereotype.
It’s a stereotype that seems to permeate many Hollywood films, specifically of the super hero variety. In X- Men: the Last stand, once gain we are confronted with a female superhero who cannot bear the full capacity of her power. Not only can she not control it, but manifests an alternate personality to deal with it, and turns into a whiny bitch begging for someone to kill her, afraid of her own power. If I recall correctly, Sue Storm in The Fantastic Four also was constantly struggling to get a handle on her power.
Then there is the real life example of yet another woman unable to deal with power. While not celluloid’s superhero per se, many of you have grown to admire the blood lust of Griselda Blanco, finding strength in her ruthlessness. Fuck that. All she was was another bitch who couldn’t handle power, got out of pocket and fucked up a damn near billion dollar –albeit illegal- business. Her inability to deal with power responsibly was not gangsta, nor the stuff of legends. It was the stuff of a psychopath.
At least, we are until we realize that these are NOT our heroes. That video vixens, Supahead, and other assorted golddiggers are not to be looked up to and emulated. That posting youtube fuckery of ourselves in our goofy and ass shaking glory is a not an indicator of intelligence and strength. That Carrie Bradshaw and her boy crazy cohorts don’t represent 21st century ideals. That desperation and sluttiness do not equal sexual freedom and empowerment. That our power is not solely in our rack, but our ability to have informed opinions about issues like Iraq.
Our heroes are not weak willed and afraid of power. Are heroes are go getters, vicious and competent. Princess Leia and Uhura are heroes. Gem and She-Ra held it down. Hillary, Benazir Bhutto, Indira Ghandi, Cleopatra, Wangari Muta Maathai, Rokafella, Rha Goddess, Alexxyss Tylor, Tina Fey, MC Lyte, Mindy Kaling; they all shattered glass ceilings and paved the way for us to have it just a little bit easier. This is who we should aim to be. These are the types of women we should teach our daughters, sisters and friends to respect: fearless, driven, original, intelligent. Not the Hannah Montana’s or Kim Kardashian’s or MySpace hos of the week. It is not enough to respect the success of the Oprah’s of the world, but to recognize in their struggle our responsibility to carry the torch.
To turn away, reject power is an insult. To self destruct in fear of responsibility is a cop out. Power isn’t supposed to be easy. Responsibility isn’t supposed to be fun. But rejecting the two for sparkly things stiffed with dollars isn’t the alternative. Women were built powerful, to give and sustain life. We can do this, ladies, we can do better. We fucking gotta.
PS. Fellas, ya’ll aint off the hook in this either—stop celebrating mediocrity in the women you choose the surround yourselves with. Stop looking to field hands to treat you like Kings. Stop celebrating whorish behavior, then complaining about the low quality yoes on every block in America… I’m just sayin….
14 Responses for "Bitch Please"
here here. i agree with you greens. the jean grae/phoenixx character was written long ago though and is more of a reflection of the way most men considered females to be then; i would say it’s a less accurate view of mainstream gender opinion these days. i have not seen hancock though so i can not really comment except to say that the movie looks pretty weak in general… one of the “all the good stuff in the trailers” sort of affairs.
props.
Word. I didn’t see Footpenis, but to out myself as a comic geek, Jean Grey isn’t just having trouble dealing with her powers, she’s having trouble being the most powerful mutant in the world. A man would likely have suffered the same fate were they bestowed such incredible power. Plus, Brett “Douchebag” Ratner totally fucked up the third X-Men when the guy who should have made it left to make his gay flying Jesus movie. Now then, I’m glad someone is willing to stand up and tell women that they deserve better. I treat my girlfriend like the queen she is, because she’s smart, funny, beautiful, and unlike a lot of women who do things like read US Weekly, I can have a conversation with her without wanting to kill either one of us. It’s a pity that society devotes such attention to shameless, mindless whores, both in terms of attention and penises, but on the bright side….um….uhh….maybe Esthero will put out a new record soon? I dunno, it’s pretty bleak for women these days, not that the rise of douchebag culture among males (see: Axe bodyspray, MMA fighting, most of Spike TV) is anything to celebrate either.
*standing ovation*
i wholeheartedly agree. the “sex sells/let me flaunt my tits and ass” fuckery has a lot to do with either low self-esteem or a lack of intelligence…or shit, perhaps both. its a serious problem when a woman feels as if she has to exploit or objectify her body for validation. and validation from whom? men who either a) don’t give a fuck b) don’t know enough to give a fuck or c) suffer from their own low self-esteem/ intelligence issues and are attracted to women of their same caliber.
don’t get me wrong. i don’t have a problem with sex. i don’t even necessarily look down on some of the women out here who make a living off of stripping or porn or shaking ass in videos or whatever. if you REALLY know what you want out of life and that’s it, well then do you. however, i do have a problem with the fact that a lot of these women out here aren’t even selling sex but letting sex sell them. they aren’t in control of their bodies or their images. they’re confused about how to go about empowering themselves. the first thing many of them to look to is a man and the only way they know how to get that man’s attention is to shake that ass smh.
ok last thing and i’m gone. i’m glad you are writing on the subtleties of sexism in film, pop culture, etc. its easy to pick up on the overtly sexualized images we see in videos. however, i think it often goes unnoticed when we are illustrated as being weaker or co-dependent in film. as a black woman its always interesting to notice how fast folks often pick up on subtle racism and don’t even notice sexism.
*smh*
*goes back to studying*
Charlize Theron is HOT
Now to be fair.. you can find symbolism/subliminals in every aspect of a lot of films. All it takes is the analytical eye to observe.. for instance..
Hancock was black… his wife was white… he got weaker when around his white wife..
a white man has to help the black super hero from being a drunk belligerent scumbag to a stand up citizen.
The only fuckin latinos you see are in jail…
subtext is everywhere if you know how to find/spin it…
shit look at the Alumnah Banner… how come the dude with the bat has an afro… are all blacks savagely violent.. Or is it a spanish dude with fro hair on some luis guzman type shit..
yes yes the “ism’s” typically focus on the RACE ism shit.. which is old hat.. and sexism seems more looked over or slept upon.. and while I see forms of both in everyday life..
Sometimes its cool to jus go see a flick and marvel at how they got a muthafucka flingin an 80 ton whale into the ocean even though the force needed to move such a weighty creature such a distance would have rended its body in twain.. but I digress.
1. The first two xmen movies were tripe. Sucking Wolverine off for two hours at a time doth not a good flick make. 2. Superman Returns was good. Thou doth protest too much. 3. X3 was the only one that didn’t make me angry that I saw it. 4. Yes, I read the x comics and dug them so you can’t blame my opinion on a lack of x knowledge. 5. I liked hancock. 6. greens does have a point with the female empowerment stuff. i didn’t get all that from the movie but i can see where she’s coming from. 7. i didn’t look into any of the other symbolism, but then again, i’m in the waiting room of social services right now so maybe i have more pressing issues than picking apart my entertainment choices. 8. will smith is awesome. 9. glad to see greens back in action. 10. phuque once fellated a midget.
thanks for stopping by folks.
I should admit that im not a comic book nerd, not that there is anything wring with it, and x3 was the only xmen i ever saw from start to finish, not just a scene here or there on TNT every few months.
and cosign shanti 100% ” i do have a problem with the fact that a lot of these women out here aren’t even selling sex but letting sex sell them.” that statement cuts to the point 100%.
MK props on treating your Queen as such, i sincerely hope she reciprocates and treats you like a king.
BK, yeah i noticed all those other levels of bullshit & fuckery as well.. but i can only botch so much on one blog, so i chose to focus on the feminism angle.
Hi Rey. I heard rumors about #10 being fact. and Will Smith is awesome, and i didnt hate hancock.. i just thought it kinda dissolved into whininess instead of focusing on an asshole superhero, and that was the celebrating of the premise i thought was funny and original.
Does a chick who subjects herself to Bukake, get lumped into this group?
Ohh the homie’s parents got married and I got some pictures here
http://ifux.alumnah.com/
Does a chick who subjects herself to Bukake, get lumped into this group?
Ohh the homie’s parents got married and I got some pictures here
http://ifux.alumnah.com/
Does a chick who subjects herself to Bukake, get lumped into this group?
Ohh the homie’s parents got married and I got some pictures here
ifux.alumnah.com/
hmmm.. good question… my gut reaction is that any sexual activties done within the confines of a committed relationship, with the person you are in that committed relationship with, isnt in fact “whoretastic” as much as it is “fulfilling your sexual needs”
now if shes doing it at the club with 54 cats shes never met and whose names she’ll never now… shes a ho
but please…. the rest of you chime in
Without whores/sluts/cumdumpsters/skanks & skeezers. Some men would never get any
Moral is. Ho’s are necessary!
^^ BOOOOOOOOOO THAT MAN ^^
Great post! when I read about how slave women had the power to go to school, be an activist.travel the world AND raise children (i.e ida b wells. mary terell angela davis)its like wtf are we doing as women. Ish I think is difficult is irrelvant…lets wise the fukk up women..
do u have a myspace greeny?
Thanks greenie, and she definitely does. In fact, we’ve been going out for four months today, the best four months of my entire life. I wish the same for all of you on Alumnah, and now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to buy my lady some flowers and clean my car, since I have to cross the dreaded American border tomorrow.
Whatchu know about that?