T.G.I.F.F. What’s that extra F for you ask? Fucking! Its Friday,, and we haven’t chatted about sex lately
(despite what Says seems to think), so before you run off for a weekend of baseless debauchery , one night stands and orgasmic delight, here are some interesting factoids to ponder.

Kinky? Yes, Please!!  According to this article, (which is admittedly short on substantive facts and actual resource sources.  Fortunately I know you all aren’t sticklers for things like facts) sadomasochistic behavior, from the base (love bites) to the extreme (whips and claws) are not indicative of sexual dysfunction, or even being particularly kinky, but normal human desires. Scratch that, normal desires observed in the sex lives of members of the animal kingdom as well. What’s this entire mean? Don’t feel guilty if you like a little kink. A word of advice: if you are feeling guilty maybe you don’t actually like it that much. Or you’re Catholic.

Public sex? Yes, Please!! This 2006 survey of 80,000 people reports that 22% respondents engaged in public sex. I’m just going to assume that two years late there’s been an increase to that number. Specifics of what constitutes “public” is not clear. A beach at night? His office after hours? The side of the road? The front yard? The maid walking in on you because someone forgot to double lock the door? Nor does it specify what constitutes sex, are we talking the whole enchilada or does some oral action lone count? ‘Fess up dear readers, how many of have engaged in a little public loving?

Men Aren’t Pigs. According to a recent Askmen.com survey, men cry over women and are into monogamy and marriage and you’re damn tired of being portrayed as callous horny bastard interested only in poon, punani and pussy.  The study reveals 77% of respondents look for girlfriends with “wife potential” while 75% believe they have a soul mate and 69% would never cheat on their partner. My only comment is that equals more than 100%.

Many miles high club? Hell yeah!  Confession: I’m not a member of the mile high club (yet). I’m not sure if it’s because I lack the necessary boldness or if I just haven’t flown with anyone that I wanted to be quite that bold with. My guess is it’s the later. Regardless, NASA is currently being pressed to study the effects of space sex. That would be sex in a zero g, frictionless environment. Yummy.  While chances of me entering the many mile high club are slim to none (something about lacking the necessary rocket science qualifications), it won’t stop me from making up new NASA inspired sex positions. I’m thinking: the cosmonaut, the asteroid belt, space storms, the space walk and Re-entry.  Yummy.

Fun factoid- Like Tang, Astroglide was invented by NASA scientists. You learn something new every day.  

As always, I wish you a long healthy sex life so wrap it up before you stab it up and if they piss you off, you should probably stop fucking them.