
T.G.I.F.F. What’s that extra F for you ask? Fucking! Its Friday,, and we haven’t chatted about sex lately
(despite what Says seems to think), so before you run off for a weekend of baseless debauchery , one night stands and orgasmic delight, here are some interesting factoids to ponder.
Kinky? Yes, Please!! According to this article, (which is admittedly short on substantive facts and actual resource sources. Fortunately I know you all aren’t sticklers for things like facts) sadomasochistic behavior, from the base (love bites) to the extreme (whips and claws) are not indicative of sexual dysfunction, or even being particularly kinky, but normal human desires. Scratch that, normal desires observed in the sex lives of members of the animal kingdom as well. What’s this entire mean? Don’t feel guilty if you like a little kink. A word of advice: if you are feeling guilty maybe you don’t actually like it that much. Or you’re Catholic.
Public sex? Yes, Please!! This 2006 survey of 80,000 people reports that 22% respondents engaged in public sex. I’m just going to assume that two years late there’s been an increase to that number. Specifics of what constitutes “public” is not clear. A beach at night? His office after hours? The side of the road? The front yard? The maid walking in on you because someone forgot to double lock the door? Nor does it specify what constitutes sex, are we talking the whole enchilada or does some oral action lone count? ‘Fess up dear readers, how many of have engaged in a little public loving?
Men Aren’t Pigs. According to a recent Askmen.com survey, men cry over women and are into monogamy and marriage and you’re damn tired of being portrayed as callous horny bastard interested only in poon, punani and pussy. The study reveals 77% of respondents look for girlfriends with “wife potential” while 75% believe they have a soul mate and 69% would never cheat on their partner. My only comment is that equals more than 100%.
Many miles high club? Hell yeah! Confession: I’m not a member of the mile high club (yet). I’m not sure if it’s because I lack the necessary boldness or if I just haven’t flown with anyone that I wanted to be quite that bold with. My guess is it’s the later. Regardless, NASA is currently being pressed to study the effects of space sex. That would be sex in a zero g, frictionless environment. Yummy. While chances of me entering the many mile high club are slim to none (something about lacking the necessary rocket science qualifications), it won’t stop me from making up new NASA inspired sex positions. I’m thinking: the cosmonaut, the asteroid belt, space storms, the space walk and Re-entry. Yummy.
Fun factoid- Like Tang, Astroglide was invented by NASA scientists. You learn something new every day.
As always, I wish you a long healthy sex life so wrap it up before you stab it up and if they piss you off, you should probably stop fucking them.
29 Responses for "Friday Freaky Tales"
damn.. forgot the space link… here you go
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-nasa-considers-exploring-sex/
I go to greeny for reports on sexual innovations.
lo…what up bk
i need to figure out what the key of db sounds like
lets see. mile high club should constitute public sex, so theres two birds with one stone. and as for the kink part, shit yeah, why not? little bit of choking, some rough play, and human fondue?
kidding about the last part. kinda.
The Reyentry sounds good!
Another good post, Greens. Happy Fucking Friday to all!
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lol @ rey.
thor.. you make a very interesting point.
and im still not seeing any confessions folks… come on.. i need friday dirt
Real Talk I have a homie who was banging this broad and she asked him to choke her and then kept saying harder harder and the homie obliged and then she passed out. He said he was scared she might have died got up to get some water to throw on her but when he came back she was up. Fuck all that crazy kinky shit. I will roll with a slight bite and a spank. I dont need all that whipping and shit. Good Post Greens
Like what? I’m sure most of the folks who visit this site have had sex in a car, or in the park, or like you said, by the beach.
BTW, freshman year in college I had sex in the dugouts by my dorm.
Is it wrong that I think I could get into candlewax? Like, not a lot, but just a bit to go, “Whoooaaa…”.
Okay, that might’ve been an overshare.
Word is bond the way Faggot ass O’reilly says ‘NaS’ fucking kills me. I watched that clip 10times in a row just to hear that cracka say NASSSSSSSSSSSS
www.livesteez.com/videos/watch/6Gbvuna
candle wax can be fun (not that i know or anything, BK be telling me things)
So R.Friday dug her our in a dugout? aight
what up fux
www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=903
^^ OHHHHHH SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS[||]
*daps greens*
Nada just interneting
lol.. ima start using that phrase.. im just interneting
*on the phone*
What is up babe
*girlfriend talks*
Nothing I am just interneting
*dead*
Watch that funny clip Greens I was rolling
Does anyone have more fun than IFux? I don’t think so.
Rey why do you think that?? Well i am easygoing[||] most of the time
fux lives life to the fullest with his balls blowing in the breeze
Fux
July 24th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Yo Omar what about Fabe Dogg getting his didick sucked by a 260lb bitch last week????? that shit was classic …He said she sucked his balls something serious and he knocked out the NewCastle he brought over to her house.
Omar
July 24th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
yo fabe dog said the only reason he let her suck him up was so he could tell us a story. Did he tell u that she got hot so she left the room and came back with a leopard outfit haaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
IN LEW OF FREAKY FRIDAY:
OKLAHOMA CITY — The nation’s largest animal sanctuary has agreed to accept two dogs that authorities say were trained to have sex with women.
A mixed breed and a Labrador, formerly owned by Diane Sue Whalen of Tulsa County, have been accepted by the Best Friends Animal Society in Kanab, Utah, said Barbara Williamson, spokeswoman for the animal sanctuary.
The dogs — named Lucky and Buddy — will be taken to the no-kill sanctuary next month.
Whalen, 54, and Donald Roy Seigfried, 55, were charged with felony crimes against nature after Whalen’s adult son found more than 150 tapes of his mother performing sex acts with her dogs and a blue heeler owned by Seigfried. Seigfried was accused of filming the acts.
The dogs were placed in the Tulsa Animal Shelter following the arrests. While Whalen relinquished custody of her dogs, Seigfried is fighting for ownership of the blue heeler, named Merlin.
Earlier this month, a judge ordered that the dogs be examined by a veterinarian and found suitable for adoption before being placed in homes. Both of Whalen’s dogs have been deemed adoptable.
The dogs were neutered at a Tulsa veterinary clinic. Jamee Suarez, president and founder of the Oklahoma Alliance for Animals, said the dogs are healthy and are recovering from their surgeries.
The Oklahoma Alliance for Animals is a nonprofit organization that works with the Tulsa County sheriff’s office on cases involving animal cruelty.
Volunteers for the organization will drive the dogs more than 1,000 miles to the animal sanctuary in Utah. Once there, the dogs will become candidates for adoption.
“Each dog (at the sanctuary) is treated as an individual,” said Williamson, the sanctuary spokeswoman. “We felt we could help these dogs.”
A deputy who investigated the case had recommended that the dogs be euthanized and wrote in court affidavits that they had been trained to rape.
Williamson said euthanizing the dogs would have been “the easy thing to do.”
“These dogs are totally victims,” she said.
The sanctuary has room for 2,000 animals, mostly dogs and cats. Williamson said there are that many “urgent pleas” every month asking the shelter to take in animals.
Animals that are not adopted live permanently at the sanctuary.
50. Albert Belle: This remains one of the best written descriptions of pure jerkiness ever conceived. It comes from former New York Times baseball writer Buster Olney: “It was a given in baseball circles that Albert Belle was nuts. … The Indians billed him $10,000 a year for the damage he caused in clubhouses on the road and at home, and tolerated his behavior only because he was an awesome slugger. … He slurped coffee constantly and seemed to be on a perpetual caffeinated frenzy. Few escaped his anger — on some days he would destroy the postgame buffet … launching plates into the shower … after one poor at-bat against Boston, he retreated to the visitor’s clubhouse and took a bat to teammate Kenny Lofton’s boom box. Belle preferred to have the clubhouse cold, below 60 degrees, and when one chilly teammate turned up the heat, Belle walked over, turned down the thermostat and smashed it with his bat. His nickname, thereafter, was ‘Mr. Freeze.’”
I’m so tempted to confess, but then I remember that my govt name is actually known around the internet, and my mommy totally reads my blogs LOL.
This nigga said “Lew”…
lol.. thats why i dont use my real name.
public sex: check
has had hair pulled/pulled hair: check
shed a few tears over a broad: check
mile high club: roof sex… check
and i have a moms who doesn’t even know how to use the google.
slap-box m stays winning.
I had sex once in my car parked in front of a church. We had no idea it was a church though.
roof sex doesn’t count. it falls under the public sex section, but not the mile high section.
Whatchu know about that?