Dear Justin,

Die you ignorant Cracka ass cracka. I’m sorry, that was rude. To the point, but rude nonetheless.

Frankly you don’t deserve much more. You are the kind of talentless douche bag that I generally try and ignore, however you have seemingly wormed your way into the word talented and are spreading your craptastic doucheness and racist antics in a rather broad way.

You were always kind of obnoxious as only an under talented self righteous little shit can be, but you were in a boy band so I didn’t notice you. Then you decided to be a solo artists and frankly I still didn’t notice you because A) you  suck B) you suck and C) I have better thing to do. Then came the now infamous super bowl. You recall, it was the one where you physically assaulted a woman on national television, ripping her clothing off and exposing her to hundreds of millions of viewers, yet somehow your magical white doucheness and some well placed crocodile tears, you managed to make yourself out to be the victim.

Right. In any other situation, you ass would be in jail for assault and you’d be some convicts fuck boy in a rather unpleasant state penitentiary somewhere in the good ol US of A. But no, somehow you managed to not only annihilate the career of a woman who was inarguable an entertainment legend, but you disavowed all responsibility of the event and used it as a platform to further launch your douche stardom.

Die Cracka, die.

Then, as host of this year’s ESPY awards, Sports Illustrated’s Arash Markazi notes that your bitchass and racist tendencies emerged once again, as you  “was teasing Paul Pierce about his “injured” knee in Game 1 of the NBA Finals during his opening monologue. In describing how quickly Pierce came back after being taken off on a wheelchair, Timberlake joked that Pierce was quickly back on the court, ’shucking and jiving.’ The comment, which was cut out of the broadcast that aired Sunday night, was met with silence from the crowd when the show taped on Wednesday before Timberlake transitioned into his next joke.”

Die Cracker, die.

I mean really, what hold do you have over Timbaland and the mainstream entertainment world? We all saw you cry to your mommy on Punk’d a few years back, we know you have no backbone. The super bowl incident shows your lack of integrity, and every thing you do reveals your lack of talent. You genuinely seem like some little wigger kid with a 2 inch dick that got beat up daily by the black kids at his high school, but somehow managed to make a deal with the devil to inflict your talentless douchery on us. I’d consider making a deal with a similar devil just so that we never have to deal with racist, talentless ass again.

Do us all a favor. Die Cracka, die.

With love,

Greenie