Happy Fucking Friday! Its Friday, its pay day (for some if us) and time for sexy time (for the lucky ones.) Here are some things to consider before you get freaky this weekend:
Be nicer to us. Just do it. You’ll get more head that way. Here’s the thing fellas, we like to feel special. we like to know you think of as us special, not just as hot, faceless, pussy on a platter. Askmen.com backs me up on this and has come up with this lovely menu of ways you can bring chivalry back into our lives. I know, I know, paying for meals? Opening doors for us? What happened to that equal rights/women lib thing. fuck you, just be nice to us. And look at it this way, you’re talking us to dinner, maybe a movie, we’re (if your dealing with a high class lady that is, if your not step your dating game up fellas) waxing, shaving, doing our hair. Were all putting in effort. Or rather we should be. Let this weekend be put in some effort weekend.

New Yorkers: just use a condom dammit. The HIV rate in New York is spreading at three times the national rate. That’s alot. A very lot. Please New Yorkers– be safer.

Sex is Good for You! Woo hoo! This study reveal that, aside from being fun, sex is good for you. Fellas– sex is good for your prostate, ladies It keeps all your gears elastic and well oiled. Unfortunately there is not conclusive proof that sex is an effective pain killer, but hey, it dies make you happy so (safely) fuck away!

Plan B. Despite my condom preaching, I know that mistakes happen: it breaks, you forget it, you two locked yourselves in a hotel for a weekend and had so much sex, a singly solitary tony little sperm may have made it past the guards, because lets face it- you had a lot of sex.  The Plan B Pill is for such occasions, however this study indicates that minority girls don’t know how to use it.   I know most of my readers are intelligent adults but here’s the basic 411 on the Plan B Pill. (I’m not a doctor I just know some shit, so if you had an oops, holla at your doc, okay?)  It is NOT to be used as your everyday birth control. If you and your chick have used it more than once– start acting like a responsible fucking adult and actually use birth control. There are condoms, the regular pill, patches and spermicidal strips, Use something!!!  Plan B is available without a prescription in most states, but you must be 18 or have a parent or guardian buy it for you. You just have to ask the pharmacist for it. If you call your doc for a prescription, insurance may cover it, otherwise it’ll run you about $50. You have 72 hours to take the first pill after your oops. The closer to the oops you take it the better.  That’s the basics folks–ask your doc or pharmacist of you have more questions, and be safe. Raising a kid is no joke; if you aren’t sure– act like an adult, be proactive about not having one.

As always, I wish you all long, happy healthy sex life, so wrap it up before you stab it up, especially if you are in New York.