About green eyes

Name(s): green eyes, b.k.a. greenie a.k.a. supreme-goddess-o-the-world

Age: If they ever catch me I’ll be tried as an adult.

Sex: Often.

Location: The dirtiest of the South, which translates to: me > you.

Occupation: Lyrical gangsta

What I Do Here: Type words. Fulfill the estrogen quota as required by the Diversity Committee.

Fun facts: I like dirty jokes. The first horror movie I saw was “People Under the Stairs.” I’m not your man’s computer bitch-but some other ho probably is. Nor am I your girl’s computer bitch– you big perv you. Words I’ve typed have been translated into 3 languages. My 86 year old grandfather’s favorite TV show is I Love NY.

Like what you see? Holla: greeneyes@alumnah.com