Bullshit & debauchery with a side of hot sauce.
T.G.I.F.F. we did it again! We made it through another week, and as a reward here’s some sexy fun stuff for that ass. (more…)
T.G.I.F.F. We made it through another week! Hallelujah. Whether its pay day, lay day or just another Friday for you, here is your latest dose of freaky fuck factoids I’ve scoured the net for: (more…)
T.G.I.F.F. Its been a helluva week for me, probably been a rough one for you as well. Something about August is just draining; it’s hot and humid and we’re probably all carrying childhood scars and memories of how August represented the end of our free summers and school was fast approaching. However, now we are responsible adults (or we pretend to be on occasion) so all Fridays in August signify is a possible pay day and a possible lay day. In honor of the possible laying, here is your latest installment of fun and freaky sex factoids: (more…)
T.G.I.F.F. What’s that extra F for you ask? Fucking! Its Friday,, and we haven’t chatted about sex lately
(despite what Says seems to think), so before you run off for a weekend of baseless debauchery , one night stands and orgasmic delight, here are some interesting factoids to ponder. (more…)
Happy sexy Tuesday. Here’s hoping you all had a great safe sex filled weekend, maybe you and your boo got a hotel, spent the weekend freaking, left the poor traumatized maid a nice tip because you forgot to use the “do not disturb sign.” Maybe you didn’t get laid over the weekend, but got some Monday nookie. Maybe you didn’t get shit. Regardless of booty getting quotient, alumnah.com loves you. I scoured the internet, seedy parts and all to find the latest sex news from around the world. Learn something. Use a condom.
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Friday is fuck night, Wednesday is Hump day, Monday sucks, Thursday is almost Friday and Saturday & Sunday are weekends. In honor of the least significant day of the week, here’s some news on the freaky front to get you through tax day.
Titty titty ass nipple. Lick lick poke thrust squeeeeezzzeeee. Ahhhhh. Ride climb groan moan. Mmmmmm.
*ahem* A preemptive ayo for those lacking the maturity to read further.
A few weeks ago, I had a day off after several weeks hellish workdays which including the sacrifice if weekend. Since I was finally free, and it was 80 degrees, I said a mental fuck you to my northern fam (sorry y’all, you know, deep down, I love you) and took my happy ass to the beach. Packed a book, some lotion and planned to relax. The book I packed was called Hung, by Scott Paulson Bryant; I had picked up months ago, just never got around to reading it. That day it happened to be on the top of stacks, so it got lucky and got grabbed. (more…)
Yesterday we discussed how saying certain things through an electronic medium could in fact land you in some hot water criminally and civilly speaking. For today’s lesson, boys and girls, we are going to explore some case studies of certain things you can say or type which can also lead to trouble. Not the criminal type per se, but the restraining order (wait that is criminal) or just not getting laid type, which sucks too.
When we are on a mission to smash, we often say and do many things that in our rational mind we wouldn’t ever even consider, but hey… hormones, horniness and boredom don’t ever go along with a rational mind. However, we here at Alumnah are all about helping you be safe and get laid, so today we are digging into the stash and pulling up some real world case studies of actual things said and or typed that you MUST BEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER say to a person with whom you are trying to have intimate dealings .
